I have a single-minded objective: to help bring an end to the most corrupt government New Zealand has ever seen.

Just announced on FOX, McCain has picked Sarah Palin as his running mate, the country's first female candidate for VP.

The petition has closed to make our favourite car enthusiast the new British Prime Minister, the man who, as the Times reported, 'urged the Archbishop of Canterbury to close down the Church of England with the words: “I tell you this, beardie. Many, many more people have died in the name of God than were killed in the name of Hitler.”

ACT have released an A4-sized pledge card to out-pledge Labour.

Christopher Hitchens put his body on the line to experience for himself the trials of Waterboarding.

The acid is pouring on our deluded leader but all she can feel is the love.

Israel took to the skies with 100 fighter-bombers in a dress rehearsal for an attack on Iran's nuclear facilities.

Scent of a Woman (1992) ~ Al Pacino delivers a KASS speech on integrity, courage and character.

"We will run a highly efficient rail business and it will deliver serious dividends for our economy."

17-year old Shiite girl named Rand has a crush on a British soldier called Paul; father stomps on her, suffocates her, stabs her until she's dead. Police congratulate him.

Happy Birthday, Christopher. 59 today and looking good.

I've never been a big fan of the Olympics, but this year my interest has been piqued. President Hu might not be Hitler, but his regime bears all the hallmarks of a totalitarian state.

Charlton Heston (October 4, 1924 ~ April 5, 2008)

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Atheist vs Godboy.

With all the Astrology and Rumpology 'twaddle' on Suma's Myers-Briggs thread I thought it was time to post a couple of Derren Brown clips.

Five smileys funny:

Al Sharpton expresses his doubts about Obama in this catchy little ditty...

In an effort to encourage a revival of the Sacrament of Penance, Number 2 at the Vatican, Archbishop Gianfranco Girotti, has listed seven new deadly sins, chief among them, Environmental Pollution, Genetic Manipulation and Accumulating Excessive Wealth.

It would seem the English know more about giving credit where it's due than those treacherous pricks over at Time Magazine. Gen.

In the U.S. election of ‘72 Ayn Rand was presented with two thoroughly unprincipled candidates, Nixon and McGovern, both of whom she publicly toasted.

Does a political party with superior values automatically deserve your valuable vote?

It's Jesus' birthday, but YOU get the gift!

Jesus H Mohammed! No matter how hard I try I can't seem to get on this list. Even this Tui Beer poster I wrote back in Christmas '99 for their "Yeah right" campaign hardly got a rise out of our local god-fearing umbrage-takers. If the insinuation of Mary's bestial inclinations doesn't mess with their mass, what will?

Ayaan Hirsi Ali's next audacious feat is to raise the prophet Mohammed and introduce him to Hayek, J.S. Mill and Popper in the NY Public Library.

Mercenaries have been around since war began. They are today as they've always been, capitalists on the battlefield, the traders of might and muscle.

I've just got off the phone with Javed Khan, President of the Federation of Islamic Associations of New Zealand (FIANZ), and pitched him the idea of organising a “Stop the Jihad” march.

SOLO-NZ Press Release: Islam Awareness Week - The Silent Moderate Muslim Majority

General George Patton is no mealy-mouthing, political-correcting, Islamo-fellating sonofabitch!! Here he is, resurrected, to deliver a kick in the nuts to those who are…

The unexpected profile of the modern terrorist: 26, from a caring family, married, with children, graduate.

That’s a recent headline in The Times following the release of Marc Sageman’s study of 172 al-Qaeda terrorists.

Fox News reports: BAGHDAD — The U.S. command said Wednesday the highest-ranking Iraqi in the leadership of Al Qaeda in Iraq has been arrested, adding that information from him indicates the group's foreign-based leadership wields considerable influence over the Iraqi chapter.

Rolling Stone’s 40th Anniversary edition is by all accounts a sentimental tribute to the wishy-washy hippy, full of interviews with icons from the era.