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Pots and Kettles: Adenoidal Airhead Alert!

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sat, 2011-11-26 23:43

During the election campaign I forced myself to watch the 6 pm news occasionally—meaning I forced myself to endure the unendurable quacking of the adenoidal airheads who've been passing for reporters since the barbarian takeover.


As Ye Sow .... The Banksification of ACT

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sat, 2011-11-26 11:12

[From the Blandification Thread]

The oleaginites have now created ACT's worst nightmare, self-inflicted: an ACT party led by its sole MP, the repulsive feral conservative John Banks.

Recent Comments:
Kasper — by Richard Goode on Sun, 2011-12-18 13:57
Greg — by Richard Goode on Sun, 2011-12-18 04:23
RG — by gregster on Sat, 2011-12-17 00:32

How I Shall Be Voting

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Wed, 2011-11-23 03:26

[From the Blandification of ACT thread]

Notwithstanding my disillusionment because of its blandification and domination by Rodents and oleaginites of which I've written here, I shall be giving my party vote to ACT.

Recent Comments:
Divine intervention — by Richard Goode on Sun, 2011-11-27 03:31
Goode — by Kasper on Sat, 2011-11-26 06:57
No candidate — by gregster on Sat, 2011-11-26 00:41

KASS Music Gem: Our Old Friend the Hair-Flopper

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sun, 2011-11-20 01:19

Seems as though Stjepan and pal are enjoying great success notwithstanding Perrental Advisories! Eye

Recent Comments:
That looked suspiciously — by Stephen Berry on Tue, 2011-11-22 09:10
God! — by Olivia on Sun, 2011-11-20 01:42

The Blandification of [N]ACT

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Wed, 2011-11-16 01:22

For all sad words of tongue or pen
The saddest are these:
It might have been.

—John Greenleaf Whittier

I note that Don Brash, just before the Cuppagate "scandal" broke out, cited the speech in which he offered his personal musings about the cannabis laws as his "biggest mistake" of the 2011 election campaign.

Recent Comments:
Banks on Campus Press Release — by Lindsay Perigo on Tue, 2012-07-03 06:00
ACT FUCT — by Lindsay Perigo on Mon, 2012-04-30 23:15
The Q+A video — by Ross Elliot on Mon, 2012-04-30 09:00

Roger Kerr Special—Peritorial: Capitalism Derangement Syndrome

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Fri, 2011-10-28 23:04

[As broadcast in Perigo! Roger Kerr Special, Stratos TV, July 12, 2011]

Good evening and welcome to this special edition of Perigo! I'm Lindsay Perigo and I'm dangerous. Perigo is Portuguese for danger and I seek to be that to the enemies of reason, freedom and excellence who rule the world in some shape or form.

Recent Comments:
The ant works hard, in the — by 0 on Tue, 2011-11-01 02:05
Always either/or from both sides of the fence — by seymourblogger on Mon, 2011-10-31 22:30

KASS Music Gem: 'Mysteries and Scandals'—Mario

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Mon, 2011-10-17 20:40

Recent Comments:
Interesting documentary... — by Marcus on Thu, 2011-10-20 09:10
I really enjoyed that! — by Olivia on Thu, 2011-10-20 05:19

Bewitched, Bothered and Bemused ...

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sun, 2011-10-02 09:27

... am I.

Bewitched, along with most females (and more males than would care to admit it), by the RWC Adonises adorning our screens nightly.


That Speech ... In Its Entirety

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Mon, 2011-09-26 05:44

LAW AND ORDER: PROTECTING NEW ZEALANDERS FROM CRIME

An address by Don Brash, Leader, ACT New Zealand, 25 September 2011, Waipuna Lodge, Auckland

Ladies and gentlemen,

As we prepare to elect a new Parliament, I'm delighted to have this opportunity to share some of my reflections on one of government's most crucial functions: the maintenance of law and order in the context of a free society.

Recent Comments:
French in uproar over oral sex anti-smoking posters — by Marcus on Tue, 2011-11-15 14:01
I should say... — by Ross Elliot on Mon, 2011-10-03 10:40
Well... — by Ross Elliot on Mon, 2011-10-03 10:07

Smalley-mindedness vs the Rugby World Cup

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sun, 2011-09-18 01:05

Any doubts that the brief historical period of enlightened live-and-let-live liberation from the tyranny of Puritanism is nearly at an end must finally have been put to rest by the mindless furore over Mike Tindall's alleged cavortings in a Queenstown nightclub. It is claimed that the England captain was enjoying himself.

Recent Comments:
Back Benches, pt 2 — by gregster on Thu, 2011-09-29 04:31
John Fellet ... — by Lindsay Perigo on Wed, 2011-09-28 10:07
Sky TV — by Lindsay Perigo on Fri, 2011-09-23 10:44

An Irresistible Twofer!

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sun, 2011-09-11 00:25

"I Told You So!"

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Thu, 2011-09-01 06:03

New Rand documentary coming soon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Recent Comments:
Dystopia Now? — by Luke Setzer on Fri, 2011-09-02 14:18
Did you? — by Marcus on Thu, 2011-09-01 19:43

Don Brash—A Time for Choice

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Mon, 2011-08-15 02:38

[Don Brash's keynote address at ACT Regional Conference, August 14, 2011]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

On November 26 this year, New Zealanders face a choice.

That choice is often couched as “left” or “right.”

The ACT Party and I are often portrayed, by those who don't like us, as "far right."

Allegedly, we'd find Attila the Hun collegial company.

This of course is a shabby smear of a party that stands for individual freedom, by those who don't.

Recent Comments:
RMA — by Chris Robertson on Wed, 2011-08-17 09:23
Fantastic — by Kasper on Tue, 2011-08-16 11:39
Now that's more like it. — by Robert on Mon, 2011-08-15 16:33

Lord Monckton on TV3

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Fri, 2011-08-05 22:20

Lord Monckton, debunker extraordinaire of man-made global warming bullshit, is about to appear on TV3's The Nation. This, after the state broadcaster withdrew its invitations to him to appear on Q&A and Close-Up.

If you miss it this morning I believe The Nation is replayed at 8.30 tomorrow morning.

Recent Comments:
Lord Monckton... — by Olivia on Wed, 2011-08-10 00:37
Good show — by gregster on Mon, 2011-08-08 03:19
Here is the link — by Olivia on Mon, 2011-08-08 01:06

Says It All ...

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Fri, 2011-07-29 00:07

I did not write this, and I don't know who did. It came into my Inbox this morning. I imagine it to be inspired by recent legislation governing financial advisors. No comment from me necessary:

“I’d like to buy a pair of black leather shoes, please.”

“Sir, if it were only that simple. Here’s my card and here’s your Buyer’s Guide.”


Infantilism [reprised and revised]

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sat, 2011-05-28 10:27

I have come to the conclusion that a significant generic obstacle in our path is: infantilism.

I have reached this conclusion through pursuing my latter-day campaign against the abominable decline in speech standards whereby two thirds of the population now speak in the manner of retarded children, including in those vocations such as teacher, television reporter and flight attendant for which it used to be a prerequisite to be well-spoken.

Recent Comments:
Brilliant post, Doug — by Lindsay Perigo on Mon, 2011-08-29 07:50
It all fits together — by Brant Gaede on Mon, 2011-08-29 05:49
Steve Jobs and Talent — by 0 on Mon, 2011-08-29 03:37

Normal Transmission ...

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sat, 2011-05-28 07:09

Dear SOLOists,

Those of you who've followed my Stratos TV programme Perigo! will have absorbed that it wasn't on in its regular slot last Thursday, and that we somewhat abruptly announced the Mad Butcher interview as being the last of the first series. The reason is that I have signed on with the Don Brash-led Act Party, as Press Secretary to its parliamentary leader John Boscawen, until the election. This will keep me off the streets and TV screens till November.

Recent Comments:
Congratulations! — by Penelope Couper on Tue, 2011-05-31 04:40
Congatulations but with reservations. — by 0 on Mon, 2011-05-30 12:18
Congratulations. I'm pretty — by Mark Hubbard on Sun, 2011-05-29 23:52

KASS Music Gem: Nathan Lewis/Rachmaninoff

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sun, 2011-05-22 23:18

This is the amazing Nathan Lewis, son of NZ tennis ace Chris Lewis, now resident in California. Nathan had not yet been born, though he was on his way, when I first became friends with Chris and his wife Cindy in 1993. Just look at him now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...


The Punyness of Punitiveness

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sun, 2011-05-22 10:14

As everyone here knows, I detest Goblianity and its ethic of "turn the other cheek" towards evil.


Peritorial 9: Evil Evo and Unconscionable Umbragists

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sat, 2011-05-21 03:08

[Watch on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... ]

Good evening and welcome to Perigo! I'm Lindsay Perigo and I'm dangerous. "Perigo" is Portuguese for "danger" and I seek to be that to the enemies of reason, freedom and excellence who rule the world in some shape or form.

One such form is eco-fascism: the filth who would bestow rights on weeds, rocks and puddles and deny them to humans.

Recent Comments:
Mario and Elvis ... — by Lindsay Perigo on Mon, 2011-05-23 19:05
Thanks for that Linz... — by Marcus on Mon, 2011-05-23 13:09
Did you doubt me Marcus?! — by Lindsay Perigo on Sun, 2011-05-22 08:43

Peritorial 8: Smegmatic Pragmatics and Other Filth

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sat, 2011-05-14 01:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Good evening and welcome to Perigo! I'm Lindsay Perigo and I'm dangerous. Perigo is Portuguese for danger and I seek to be that to the enemies of reason, freedom and excellence who rule the world in some shape or form.

In a recent Peritorial I called President Obama a "socialist" and an "evil bastard." The terms are more or less synonymous in my lexicon, of course, but this was said before Obama took out Osama, which might have caused me to qualify that comment, marginally.

Recent Comments:
Magnificent Maggie! — by Olivia on Mon, 2011-05-16 22:29
Someone just posted this on facebook... — by Marcus on Mon, 2011-05-16 21:36
Philip — by gregster on Mon, 2011-05-16 11:09

Peritorial 7: Atlas Shrugged Special

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Fri, 2011-05-13 13:14

See the entire Atlas Shrugged Special, including this Peritorial, at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Good evening and welcome to Perigo! I'm Lindsay Perigo and I'm dangerous. "Perigo" is Portuguese for "danger" and I seek to be that to the enemies of reason, freedom and excellence who rule the world in some shape or form.

There's a movie causing a bit of a stir in America right now. It's about what happens when the personifications of reason, freedom and excellence go on strike. Fed up with being persecuted and despised while carrying the world on their shoulders, they disappear to a secret safe haven where those who spit upon them while living off the wealth they create cannot touch them.

Recent Comments:
Has anyone seen these? — by Marcus on Mon, 2011-05-23 13:17
Another one ... — by Lindsay Perigo on Sun, 2011-05-22 21:19
I just love it... — by Olivia on Mon, 2011-05-16 07:57

Peritorial 6: Epicurus (from Perigo! 6 with Deborah Coddington)

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Wed, 2011-05-04 21:37

[View the whole show on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... ]

Good evening and welcome to Perigo! I'm Lindsay Perigo and I'm dangerous. Perigo is Portuguese for danger and I seek to endanger the enemies of reason, freedom and excellence; of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Tonight I want to salute one of their antipodes from Ancient Greece, one of the luminaries here behind me, Epicurus.

Recent Comments:
I suppose.... — by Jody Gomez on Mon, 2011-05-09 04:35
Jody — by Lindsay Perigo on Sat, 2011-05-07 03:16
Deborah's hot... — by Jody Gomez on Fri, 2011-05-06 05:22

Heads-Up: Perigo! Atlas Special

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Wed, 2011-05-04 05:19

This week's Perigo! is a not-to-be-missed Atlas Shrugged Special to mark the new movie. Lucky Aucklanders can catch it tonight at 9 on Triangle.

Recent Comments:
Disappointing — by reed on Thu, 2011-05-05 23:11
Good job Linz pulling — by Sam Pierson on Thu, 2011-05-05 12:13

Got the Filth!!

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Mon, 2011-05-02 03:51

"The only good Muslim who takes it all seriously is a dead one."

Good one, USA!! KASS!!

Recent Comments:
Talking out his anus hole... — by Marcus on Thu, 2011-05-19 12:40
http://www.foxnews.com/us/201 — by 0 on Thu, 2011-05-19 08:20
Which is it? — by Ross Elliot on Wed, 2011-05-18 08:34

KASS Joke of the Day: Kate and the Queen

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Fri, 2011-04-29 05:48

Doing the Cyber-rounds: Kate Middleton asks the Queen for advice on a long and happy marriage.

Her Majesty replies, “Wear a fucking seatbelt and don’t piss me off!"

Recent Comments:
The Injustice of "Pre-crime Arrests" — by Sandi on Mon, 2011-05-02 06:02
'The kids said that Harry and Pippa ought to marry next' — by Marcus on Sun, 2011-05-01 17:45
Cartwheeling Vicar... — by Marcus on Sun, 2011-05-01 16:29

Peritorial 5: Nasty Nazis (National Socialists)

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Fri, 2011-04-22 06:15

[Broadcast on Stratos TV, Thurs April 21 2011. See thread below or watch directly on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.... ]


SOLO-International Op-Ed: Peritorial 4—Child-Molesters of the Mind

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Sun, 2011-04-17 04:23

[Broadcast Stratos TV, Thursday April 14, 2011. See thread below, or watch on YouTube ]

Good evening and welcome to Perigo! I'm Lindsay Perigo and I'm dangerous. Perigo is Portuguese for "danger" and I want to be that to the enemies of reason, freedom and excellence. Tonight, the child-molesters of the mind who infest the state education system.

Recent Comments:
Very well done... — by Marcus on Sun, 2011-04-17 08:48
Great Peritorial — by Kasper on Sun, 2011-04-17 04:55

Peritorial 3

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Fri, 2011-04-08 03:14

[See show below, or watch on YouTube ]

Good evening and welcome to Perigo! I'm Lindsay Perigo and I'm dangerous. Perigo is Portuguese for danger, and I seek to be a danger to the enemies of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Tonight I want to endanger democracy.

Recent Comments:
Jason... — by Marcus on Sat, 2011-04-09 19:35
Dub dub dub is part of the — by Jason Quintana on Sat, 2011-04-09 03:28
Superb work Linz — by Sandi on Sat, 2011-04-09 03:24

SOLO-International Peritorial, Perigo! #2—Dump the Dopey War on Drugs!

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Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Tue, 2011-04-05 22:33

[Broadcast Stratos TV, Sky 89, Thursday March 31, 2011, 7.30 pm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... ]

Good evening and welcome to Perigo!

Did you know that the greatest danger of marijuana is that it induces unnatural and perverted sex acts? When I heard that my immediate reaction was, but I've never touched the stuff!

Recent Comments:
"the show is hitting its stride" — by Robert on Wed, 2011-04-06 17:00
Interesting... — by Marcus on Wed, 2011-04-06 10:56

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