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SOLO-NZ Press Release: Neo-Luddite Greens Cower in Fear of GE

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Submitted by Lance on Fri, 2007-12-14 00:29

SOLO-NZ Press Release: Neo-Luddite Greens Cower in Fear of GE

December 14, 2007

Sue Kedgley, were she living in another time—say 12000 years ago during the Neolithic revolution—would be warning us all against the dangers of this new-fangled thing called 'agriculture,' preferring instead to rely on nature and nature alone.

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In all fairness to the — by Lance on Fri, 2007-12-14 01:28
So in that sense the — by Peter Cresswell on Fri, 2007-12-14 01:18
Neo-Luddites distinguishes — by Lance on Fri, 2007-12-14 01:05

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Humans are amazing

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-12-13 08:28

This 1 minute video of a man jumping from a helicopter 1000 feet above the summit of a mountain, then gliding in a wingsuit 15 feet above the snow, passing just above the heads of skiers, accelerating to over 100 miles per hour shows:

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Remarkable... — by Jameson on Thu, 2007-12-13 21:22
Well, yeah first person in — by Lance on Thu, 2007-12-13 20:14
Landing... — by dinther on Thu, 2007-12-13 20:08

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Jeez someone should really tell ABC News to be more careful...

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-12-13 06:19

File it under: Things that make me smile...

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Classic Lance. — by Olivia on Thu, 2007-12-13 08:57
Hahahahaha! — by Lindsay Perigo on Thu, 2007-12-13 08:41
Lance... — by Ross Elliot on Thu, 2007-12-13 07:55

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SOLO-Australia Press Release: Will Yellow Australia Apologise?

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-12-13 00:46

SOLO-Australia Press Release: Will Yellow Australia Apologise?

By Lance Davey

13 Dec 2007

So Kevin is set to apologise to the indigenous people of Australia for the obscene and barbaric treatment they and their ancestors have received at the hands of the state?

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True... — by Robert on Fri, 2007-12-14 22:14
Ben, I fear your warning re. — by Duncan Bayne on Fri, 2007-12-14 02:17
you make a fair point — by Big Ben on Thu, 2007-12-13 23:52

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Light a candle this Hanukkah

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Submitted by Lance on Wed, 2007-12-12 08:30

Go on, just to mess with the moronic Israeli environmentalists...

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So that is all it takes? — by dinther on Wed, 2007-12-12 19:38
bottom dirt of idiocy — by 0 on Wed, 2007-12-12 15:11

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Ahmed the Dead Terrorist

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Submitted by Lance on Mon, 2007-12-10 04:09
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That ventriloquist is going straight to Muslim hell! — by Jameson on Mon, 2007-12-10 13:18
Silence!! I Kill You — by Sandi on Mon, 2007-12-10 09:06

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Online Petition to Governor General - Kill the Bill

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Submitted by Lance on Wed, 2007-12-05 18:29

From the Free Speech Coalition:

Friends,

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Yes. We would also need — by Phil Howison on Thu, 2007-12-06 01:52
73 signatures thus far, but — by Mark Hubbard on Wed, 2007-12-05 22:14

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SOLO-NZ Press Release: Anderton Deserves Support against Libz Outrage

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Submitted by Lance on Tue, 2007-11-27 22:38

It's quite right that the Libertarianz party came under fire yesterday after the release of their policy statement on Public Food, says SOLO Spokesman Lance Davey.

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Following WWII... — by Marcus on Wed, 2007-11-28 12:57
Good point — by Callum McPetrie on Wed, 2007-11-28 03:54
Oh don't worry ... — by Lindsay Perigo on Wed, 2007-11-28 03:02

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Rudd contemplates indigenous apology

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Submitted by Lance on Tue, 2007-11-27 20:10

Now I don't have any problem with this.

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He's just dancing he's — by Duncan Bayne on Wed, 2007-11-28 02:10
Obligatory Jig by a Jig — by HWH on Wed, 2007-11-28 01:46

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Save a life - shoot a social worker

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Submitted by Lance on Sun, 2007-11-25 23:30
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Why is this happening? — by 0 on Sat, 2007-12-08 10:47

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Hero of the Day: Norman Borlaug (reprise)

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Submitted by Lance on Sun, 2007-11-25 10:04

Heard of him? Nope?

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Reprised as a refreshing — by Lance on Wed, 2008-06-25 23:20
Human haters! — by Olivia on Mon, 2007-11-26 08:12
The avowed motives of the man-hating Greens — by HWH on Mon, 2007-11-26 07:37

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No Blacks, No Irish, No Dogs and No Fat Chicks!

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Submitted by Lance on Fri, 2007-11-23 08:36

No Blacks, No Irish, No Dogs and No Fat Chicks!

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Great piece Lance. Of course — by dinther on Mon, 2007-11-26 19:30
After all, if "oppressed" — by Lance on Fri, 2007-11-23 22:33
They Will Gladly Sue or Fine or Jail You — by Luke Setzer on Fri, 2007-11-23 17:19

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The Bio-fuel Bill

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-11-22 08:48

What do you get when you have an unproven product, that no-one may want, but the gummint says you all should have?

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A — by Elijah Lineberry on Thu, 2007-11-22 19:42
Another mandatory bullshit rule — by dinther on Thu, 2007-11-22 18:01
It has been conclusively proven — by atlascott on Thu, 2007-11-22 17:01

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Someone give this person a copy of Atlas

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-11-22 05:00

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0711/S00384.htm

This jackass lists 50 examples of mediocrity and sub-mediocrity, then says

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Sub-mediocrity — by Elijah Lineberry on Thu, 2007-11-22 05:20

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EFB related Q&A from parliament Thu 15 Nov

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Submitted by Lance on Fri, 2007-11-16 21:52

Worth a read...

Electoral Finance Bill—Participation in Parliamentary Democracy

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I — by Elijah Lineberry on Fri, 2007-11-16 22:01

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SOLO-NZ Press Release: The Phall of Phillida?

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-11-15 01:45

SOLO-NZ Press Release: The Phall of Phillida?

By Lance Davey

November 15, 2007

"Former Alliance MP Phillida Bunkle has been charged with theft. If the charge be true, it would suggest old habits die hard. Phillida was always big on snouts in the trough of Other People’s Money," says SOLO spokesman Lance Davey.


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Muslims Are Goat-Fuckers

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Submitted by Lance on Fri, 2007-11-02 05:35

Writing that piece on Theo van Gogh this morning was tricky. Do I apologetically acknowledge some of the real nasty shit that he said? Or do I white-wash it, and pretend it never happened?

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In 1978 the iranian ayatollah — by KennethF on Wed, 2012-11-07 01:33
Fuck religion! All — by Richard Chan on Wed, 2009-06-03 03:18
Not your finest work — by Duncan Bayne on Tue, 2009-06-02 06:36

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SOLO Op-Ed: But He Was Asking For It!

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Submitted by Lance on Fri, 2007-11-02 01:21

SOLO Op-Ed: But He Was Asking For It! (In memory of Theo van Gogh)

By Lance Davey

November 2, 2007

November 02, 2007 marks the 3-year anniversary of the ritual murder of Dutch film-maker Theo van Gogh. Theo van Gogh was shot eight times, had his throat slit, and was left lying on the street with a 5-page manifesto stuck to his torso with a knife.

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Yes — by Elijah Lineberry on Fri, 2007-11-02 07:08
Timely and pertinent, Lance — by Lindsay Perigo on Fri, 2007-11-02 06:58

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Westboro Baptists Fined for Protests

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-11-01 19:39
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I like — by Landon Erp on Sun, 2007-11-04 12:07
Paul (dinther)- Sorry, I — by reed on Sun, 2007-11-04 10:16
Sam -In any culture, (see — by reed on Sun, 2007-11-04 09:40

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Showing a man your pinky finger is 'sexual assault'

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-11-01 02:48
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LOL — by Richard Wiig on Thu, 2007-11-01 04:48

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SOLO-NZ Press Release: Greenshirts Want to Have Their Hash-Cake and Eat it Too

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-11-01 01:29

SOLO-NZ Press Release: Greenshirts Want to Have Their Hash-Cake and Eat it Too

By Lance Davey

November 1, 2007

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Bangers and mash ... — by Lindsay Perigo on Thu, 2007-11-01 09:24
All is forgiven... maybe. — by Lance on Thu, 2007-11-01 08:26
Thanks Elijah. — by Grace on Thu, 2007-11-01 08:23

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Completely Irrelevant... but it made me laugh

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Submitted by Lance on Wed, 2007-10-31 21:38

This has absolutely no bearing or relevance to anything on these boards... It just made me laugh a lot Laughing out loud.
How cats wake us up

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ROFL — by Sandi on Wed, 2007-11-07 21:02
More relevant...and very funny — by HWH on Wed, 2007-11-07 10:44
just as irrelevant...and just as funny — by HWH on Wed, 2007-11-07 08:42

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Not Quite 95 Theses: A Symbolic Nailing

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Submitted by Lance on Wed, 2007-10-31 03:52

Not Quite 95 Theses: A Symbolic Nailing


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"Prohibited Activity"

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Submitted by Lance on Wed, 2007-10-31 02:58

Sometimes I wish to grab certain people by the scruff of the neck and shake them while screaming "Do you understand what this means you bloody fools!!!"


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Campaign Speech of the Century!

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Submitted by Lance on Wed, 2007-10-31 01:27

G'Day,

I want you to elect me. Why? Because I promise, if elected, I will spend every day of my term making sure the government does absolutely fucking nothing.

I'm gonna stop government spending in almost every area you can imagine. The government will be so starved of revenue it will barely be able to function. You'll have to pay for stuff yourselves instead of expecting other people to do it. Your money is your money. It does not belong to the government, your neighbour, the unemployed or any other part of the "community". Nobody else is going to pay for your damned kids education, your babysitting, your house or your groceries.

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Elijah, I wish you wouldn't — by dinther on Wed, 2007-10-31 08:27
*sigh* — by Elijah Lineberry on Wed, 2007-10-31 04:49
LDP interviewed on "a current affair" — by HWH on Wed, 2007-10-31 04:46

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The Institute of Ethnological and Racial Modification

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Submitted by Lance on Mon, 2007-10-29 20:48

Get yourself a RACELIFT today! Laughing out loud


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Jesus Henry Christ in a Can, Cindy Kiro's at it Again!

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Submitted by Lance on Mon, 2007-10-29 09:03

I... I... I... Just don't have any words right now Shocked

Children’s Commissioner details future vision

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That tripe paraphrased: "If — by Lance on Mon, 2007-10-29 09:45
Who writes this garbage? — by Tim S on Mon, 2007-10-29 09:35
. — by Elijah Lineberry on Mon, 2007-10-29 09:10

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Open Letter to Ruth Dyson From SOLO-NZ

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Submitted by Lance on Mon, 2007-10-29 06:53

Open Letter to Ruth Dyson From SOLO-NZ

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Thanks, but she really did — by Lance on Mon, 2007-10-29 07:57
Lance... — by Olivia on Mon, 2007-10-29 07:46

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Dyson 'Gobsmacked' at Rodders

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Submitted by Lance on Mon, 2007-10-29 05:28
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Yes, I know it was a cheap — by Lance on Mon, 2007-10-29 06:51
Awwwwww — by Elijah Lineberry on Mon, 2007-10-29 06:33
Cheap shot... — by Lance on Mon, 2007-10-29 06:23

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The "Guess who said that" Quote of the Day

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Submitted by Lance on Mon, 2007-10-29 02:55

“There is no place for playing the race card, over and over again in politics”

No cheating using Google, just guess Sticking out tongue.

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Heheh... — by Jameson on Mon, 2007-10-29 21:27
Ha close! It was Pita — by Lance on Mon, 2007-10-29 20:56
Tariana Urea? — by Jameson on Mon, 2007-10-29 20:55

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