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Strikers, pomo-wankery and state funded cultural relativism... Get Me Out Of Here!!!

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Submitted by Lance on Sun, 2007-10-07 03:34

I am tempted to retract my call for New Zealanders to stop jumping ship and fight the good fight from home. Get me the hell out of here!

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Estonia Is One Of My Favourite Countries — by Sandi on Sun, 2007-10-07 05:11
The — by Elijah Lineberry on Sun, 2007-10-07 04:42
But where would you go? I — by Lance on Sun, 2007-10-07 04:25

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Road to success with no Government help

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Submitted by Lance on Sun, 2007-10-07 02:51

Say what you like about caterwauling and such (they're opening for Motorhead, I assume they are of the head banging persuasion), these blokes are self-made and proud. Good on ya Sinate


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Ecoshow 2007, Taupo. The nutters come out to play

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Submitted by Lance on Sun, 2007-10-07 01:59

Well Ecoshow 2007 is set to open next week in Taupo and boy have they brought out the nutters for this one.


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Logan Millar & The BZP Ban

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Submitted by Lance on Sat, 2007-10-06 22:45

Logan Millar's (The Party Pill entrepreneur)death is being blamed on depression, and yes I imagine he was depressed.


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SOLO-NZ Press Release: Hack Journalism and Climate Change

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Submitted by Lance on Sat, 2007-10-06 10:58

SOLO-NZ Press Release: Hack Journalism and Climate Change

October 6, 2007

“Woe betide the agricultural producers in New Zealand—apparently the prime perpetrators of pernicious pastoral pollution!” alliterates SOLO spokesman Lance Davey.


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Climate change campaigners tipped for Nobel 'Peace' Prize

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Submitted by Lance on Sat, 2007-10-06 10:32

Fuck me it seems the definition of "peace" has been expanded out to mean any old fuzzy wuzzy bullshit. Oh well, it's their prize I guess...


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Fiji censors wave the 'Ban Stick' at Adhura Sapna

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Submitted by Lance on Sat, 2007-10-06 09:02

Fijian censors have banned the country's first Hindi language movie


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Piss Poor

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Submitted by Lance on Sat, 2007-10-06 02:46

I noted a few weeks back how the 'emissions' from the agricultural sector in New Zealand are being accused as responsible for "over half" of "greenhouse emissions".

Recent Comments:
Indeed Two important changes — by dinther on Mon, 2007-10-08 20:12
However, data I have — by Lance on Sat, 2007-10-06 10:17
Paul Mulrooney is an alarmist idiot — by dinther on Sat, 2007-10-06 09:58

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Court Hits Patent Holders

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Submitted by Lance on Fri, 2007-10-05 23:27

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Yes! I was right all along!!

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-10-04 22:53

Dr Michael Cullen, in his capacity as Attorney General, showed incompetence and a lack of impartiality in finding the Electoral Finance Bill as consistent with the Bill of Rights.

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Rapacity — by Peter Cresswell on Fri, 2007-10-05 03:36
Destroying Free Speech And — by Sandi on Fri, 2007-10-05 02:10
And well peeved you might be — by Mark Hubbard on Thu, 2007-10-04 22:58

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SOLO-NZ Press Release: If The Straitjacket Fits

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-10-04 06:57

SOLO-NZ Press Release: If The Straitjacket Fits

October 4, 2007

“SOLO-NZ welcomes the news that the Greens have invited peak oil alarmist, former ‘Emissary of the Divine Light’ and 9/11 conspiracy theorist (“troofer”) Richard Heinberg to give a series of lectures in New Zealand, one of them in Parliament no less,” says SOLO spokesman Lance Davey.

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Auto-correcting in Word — by Lance on Thu, 2007-10-04 22:07
Applause — by Sandi on Thu, 2007-10-04 21:24

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Michael Hurst as Rodney Hide

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-10-04 02:09

When I heard Michael Hurst was to play Rodney Hide in the upcoming "We're Here To Help" film about the real-life story of Christchurch businessman Dave Henderson, I thought 'No way!' 'Can't be done!'

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"WE’RE HERE TO HELP, the — by Lance on Thu, 2007-10-04 02:19
When — by Elijah Lineberry on Thu, 2007-10-04 02:17

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Greens invite Richard Heinberg to speak

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-10-04 01:40

Peak oil alarmist and 9/11 'troofer' Richard Heinberg is on his way to Auckland, Wellington(Parliament) and Taupo to deliver talks at the behest of the Greens.

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In light of the fact that — by Lance on Thu, 2007-10-04 02:46
Oh not only is Heinberg a — by Lance on Thu, 2007-10-04 02:25
Wow, boy do they suck at credibility — by Matty Orchard on Thu, 2007-10-04 02:17

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Pop-star cancels concert, rather than appease Muslims

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-10-04 00:45

Good on ya Beyonce

"Pop star Beyonce Knowles has cancelled her Malaysian concert after she reportedly refused to cover up and censor her raunchy stage show.The Crazy In Love singer is said to have told promoters she was not willing to tone down her Kuala Lumpur show on November 1 to appease Muslim critics."
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Good on ya Indonesia — by Lance on Sat, 2007-10-06 08:52
Beyonce... — by Olivia on Thu, 2007-10-04 08:04
That's a pretty wide — by Mark Hubbard on Thu, 2007-10-04 08:03

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The revolution will be televised, franchised, and syndicated.

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Submitted by Lance on Tue, 2007-10-02 11:54

Dedicated to every Che, Castro, Chavez, Marx and Mao loving moron that has ever stood close enough to steal my oxygen. This one's for you, you mouth breathers.

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Context — by Lance on Tue, 2007-10-02 21:34

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SOLO-NZ Press Release—Just What Is This Mouse Trying To Squeak?

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Submitted by Lance on Tue, 2007-10-02 05:39

SOLO-NZ Press Release: Just What is This Mouse Trying to Squeak?

“Labour-Lite have truly lived up to their new name with Neville Key's release of their Appeasement (Foreign Affairs, Defence and Trade) paper,” says SOLO spokesman Lance Davey.

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I know I said I would not post... — by Lance on Tue, 2007-10-02 07:46
What National Party — by dinther on Tue, 2007-10-02 05:45
Absolutely — by Sandi on Tue, 2007-10-02 05:42

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It's heeeere!

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Submitted by Lance on Sun, 2007-09-30 23:50

It finally arrived. Now time to found out who John Galt is!
No more posting for me until I have read it Laughing out loud.

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Tell — by Elijah Lineberry on Mon, 2007-10-01 05:29
I'm now a widow — by Grace on Mon, 2007-10-01 05:26
An Atlas virgin: lucky man — by Mark Hubbard on Mon, 2007-10-01 01:05

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SOLO-NZ Press Release—Mr Smith Goes to ANZ, Red-Greens See Redder

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Submitted by Lance on Sun, 2007-09-30 23:26

SOLO-NZ Press Release—Mr Smith Goes to ANZ, Red-Greens See Redder

October 1, 2007

“It seems the skanks of the Red-Green Party want a private businessman to cripple his company,” observes SOLO-NZ spokesman Lance Davey.

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This — by Elijah Lineberry on Sun, 2007-09-30 23:40

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The US Army and CIA are TERRORISTS!

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Submitted by Lance on Sun, 2007-09-30 01:51

according to Makmood Ahmadinnerjacket and the Iranian parliament:


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One Day More...

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Submitted by Lance on Sat, 2007-09-29 23:09

So my copy of Atlas Shrugged didn't turn up yesterday. Sad Guess this means a Monday delivery. I'm running out of coffee, and newspapers to tear up.

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Tearing up newspapers..... — by Sandi on Sun, 2007-09-30 05:49
Ha — by Elijah Lineberry on Sat, 2007-09-29 23:24
THERE! I fixed it — by Lance on Sat, 2007-09-29 23:23

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SOLO-NZ Press Release: Tough Crap! Shoot ‘em!

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Submitted by Lance on Sat, 2007-09-29 00:15

SOLO-NZ Press Release: Tough Crap! Shoot ‘em!

September 29, 2007

“It has taken only a predictably, obscenely short while for a skanky politician to link the recent ‘Shoot 'em’ email circulated among police to the fatal shooting in Christchurch of a drug-crazed, hammer-wielding maniac,” notes SOLO-NZ spokesman Lance Davey.

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Ummmm...?!?! — by Elijah Lineberry on Sat, 2007-09-29 06:55
you should have popped in my — by Lance on Sat, 2007-09-29 06:43
And let this man not — by Lance on Sat, 2007-09-29 06:32

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Not-PC Prediction Becomes Reality

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Submitted by Lance on Fri, 2007-09-28 09:07

As Peter said yesterday over at NotPC about the self-defeating outcome of the 'Shoot em' email:

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What sickening fucking rubbish! — by Lindsay Perigo on Sat, 2007-09-29 00:09
Ha! — by Matty Orchard on Fri, 2007-09-28 11:03
Ha — by Elijah Lineberry on Fri, 2007-09-28 09:39

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SOLO-NZ Press Release: Child-Molesters of the Mind Close Gym Creches—Heroic Mums Protest!

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Submitted by Lance on Fri, 2007-09-28 04:48

SOLO Press Release

Child-Molesters of the Mind Close Gym Creches—Heroic Mums Protest!
September 28, 2007

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... but I do feel Women — by Mark Hubbard on Sat, 2007-09-29 06:02
I — by Elijah Lineberry on Sat, 2007-09-29 05:39
Too much to say. — by Matty Orchard on Sat, 2007-09-29 05:09

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Oh bravo!

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Submitted by Lance on Thu, 2007-09-27 04:03

It's not often you get to read something on the Beeb that makes you cheer rather than jeer.

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Yes — by Elijah Lineberry on Thu, 2007-09-27 07:29
Jeremy Thorpe scandal? — by Lindsay Perigo on Thu, 2007-09-27 07:22
Oh — by Elijah Lineberry on Thu, 2007-09-27 05:37

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Gitmo ain't got nothin' on Cebu

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Submitted by Lance on Wed, 2007-09-26 08:55

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Oh Fuck Off Helen

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Submitted by Lance on Wed, 2007-09-26 08:00

In what has become tiresomely typical rhetoric of late, Helen Clark has accused National of a “blunder” revealing their “secret agenda” on health.

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Well, yes aside from arguing — by Lance on Wed, 2007-09-26 21:22
I — by Elijah Lineberry on Wed, 2007-09-26 21:12
I'm not hot on economic — by Lance on Wed, 2007-09-26 10:59

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Booze is beneficial, well duh!

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Submitted by Lance on Wed, 2007-09-26 01:47

An Auckland university study has found that moderate alcohol intake can actually improve your memory.

Recent Comments:
background — by unsub on Thu, 2008-09-11 22:39
My God thats interesting. In rats too. — by Kasper on Wed, 2007-11-14 06:15
. — by Elijah Lineberry on Wed, 2007-09-26 05:08

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SOLO-NZ Press Release: Clarkistan—To Flee Or Not To Flee?

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Submitted by Lance on Wed, 2007-09-26 01:35

SOLO-NZ Press Release: Clarkistan—To Flee Or Not To Flee?

In his latest press release, National spokesman Lockwood Smith says that “New Zealand has overtaken the UK as the largest source country for permanent migrants to Australia for the first time.”

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Further evidence of what I'm — by Lance on Wed, 2007-09-26 03:13

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Columbia's hard hitting verdict?

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Submitted by Lance on Mon, 2007-09-24 21:09

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"Mr. President, you exhibit all the signs of a petty and cruel dictator," Bollinger said, to loud applause.


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I have a prediction

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Submitted by Lance on Fri, 2007-09-21 02:11

I have a talent for being able to think, basically, like a right evil bastard sometimes. This is a consequence, I believe, of being surrounded by so many of them.

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I was thinking more global — by Lance on Fri, 2007-09-21 03:29
Won't happen Lance, — by Mitch on Fri, 2007-09-21 03:23

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