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Clip of the Day

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Mon, 2009-06-22 12:28

Do you see what I see?...

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Fortunately there are more people than dictators — by Sandi on Tue, 2009-06-23 09:06
Got the bastards on the run... — by Jameson on Mon, 2009-06-22 22:31

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Taxes, Freedom and Pot.

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Tue, 2009-03-03 23:15

Right now on Facebook my status says:

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South London — by gregster on Wed, 2009-03-04 23:38
The case for legalization — by atlascott on Wed, 2009-03-04 20:45
Right now, if I want to — by minormillikin on Wed, 2009-03-04 19:15

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Everything's Amazing. Nobody's Happy.

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Thu, 2009-02-26 03:43

From Louis CK. One of the best comedians working.

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Yikes how can you not get — by AShortt on Sat, 2009-02-28 23:01
Sorry — by Laure Chipman on Fri, 2009-02-27 20:14
Why? — by Marcus on Fri, 2009-02-27 19:51

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Freeway

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Fri, 2009-02-20 02:46

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ugh... — by Matty Orchard on Sat, 2009-02-21 22:15
American History X — by Jameson on Sat, 2009-02-21 15:39
Matty Fruit Trees — by Jameson on Sat, 2009-02-21 15:19

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Shit Yes!

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Thu, 2009-02-12 04:43

Linz, you're about to revise your opinion of Quentin Tarantino:

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Marcus — by Cindy on Wed, 2009-02-18 18:37
Incredibly... — by Marcus on Wed, 2009-02-18 18:27
Actually...... — by Cindy on Wed, 2009-02-18 18:08

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Food For Thought.

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Fri, 2009-01-30 12:48

From one of my favourate entertainers:

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He’s great, seen their — by AShortt on Thu, 2009-02-12 14:48
Yes, Sandi... — by Jameson on Thu, 2009-02-12 09:52
Oh wham bang 30 seconds attention span — by Sandi on Thu, 2009-02-12 09:14

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Terrorist Attack. LA. This Weekend.

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Mon, 2008-12-08 22:20

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Larry David... — by Ross Elliot on Tue, 2008-12-09 00:07

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There Is No Objective Standard In Music.

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Sun, 2008-12-07 07:34

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Your question, Leonid ... — by Lindsay Perigo on Wed, 2008-12-10 03:27
Lindsay — by 0 on Wed, 2008-12-10 02:51
Leonid — by Lindsay Perigo on Wed, 2008-12-10 02:44

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Quote for the Day

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Mon, 2008-10-20 02:04

"It is permitted to be said such things as, 'Well, you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim'; Well, the correct answer is, he is not a Muslim, he's a Christian.

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Spinning Class...With William Scherk — by Michael Moeller on Thu, 2008-10-30 22:32
William Ayers, confidant of Satan's Spawn — by William Scott Scherk on Wed, 2008-10-29 21:58
So, Mr. Scherk ... — by Lindsay Perigo on Tue, 2008-10-28 23:39

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Quote Of The Day

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Fri, 2008-09-26 00:30


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Me vs. Dentist

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Wed, 2008-08-20 09:30

Something in the vein of Scott DeSalvo's post about his car. I've got a dilemma I was hoping I could get your opinions on ...

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Sent — by Matty Orchard on Sat, 2008-08-23 11:22
Threats — by Matty Orchard on Fri, 2008-08-22 23:58
Matty — by Lanza Morio on Fri, 2008-08-22 23:36

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Quote of the Day: Hollywood's Fascists of the Left

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Thu, 2008-05-29 13:12

"PC Hollywood feels the need to pass laws because the rest of us can't
take care of ourselves.

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Hollywood - Where collectism rules — by Sandi on Fri, 2008-05-30 23:20
Yes — by Callum McPetrie on Fri, 2008-05-30 21:00
The People's Republic of California — by mvardoulis on Fri, 2008-05-30 17:28

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Checking In

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Wed, 2008-04-16 09:15

Hello SOLO!

 

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Had an experience like that — by Landon Erp on Wed, 2008-04-23 22:10
All the best Matty, hope — by Mark Hubbard on Wed, 2008-04-23 20:21
Matty — by Shandra on Wed, 2008-04-23 10:29

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Gay Marriage and Bestiality

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Wed, 2007-10-31 00:47

This year I was given the opportunity to do a stand-up comedy set at the Canterbury University Law Review. I finally got the video of the performance and being the shameless exhibitionist that I am, I’ve uploaded it on to You Tube for the entire world to see.

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Cheers James — by Matty Orchard on Thu, 2007-11-01 00:25
Still Laughing — by James S. Valliant on Wed, 2007-10-31 21:46
Oh — by Elijah Lineberry on Wed, 2007-10-31 04:38

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They're Attacking Our Imagination!

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Thu, 2007-10-18 05:56

I’ve just finished watching the latest South Park episode, ‘Imaginationland’. Let’s just say they touch on a couple of subjects I think you may be interested in…A little Jihad and a bit of contract law to boot. I have gone to the trouble of finding a site where you can watch it online because, quite frankly, I’m a very thoughtful person.

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Speaking of South Park — by Sam Pierson on Fri, 2007-11-02 10:38
Oh that's where Hsiekovian — by Mark Hubbard on Fri, 2007-11-02 09:00
That — by Elijah Lineberry on Fri, 2007-11-02 08:14

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Fun With Apathy

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Mon, 2007-10-15 08:27

The results are in and with a voter turnout of 41 percent, New Zealand citizens proved to be a lot more enthusiastic than many predicted. Here in Christchurch, Bob Parker was the clear winner. Parker was pictured on the front of this morning’s Press—alongside his disproportionately hot wife—grinning broadly over the favorable results.

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And that is exactly what I am curious about — by dinther on Wed, 2007-10-17 00:03
Go for it! — by Matty Orchard on Tue, 2007-10-16 05:15
Apathy Rocks — by dinther on Mon, 2007-10-15 09:15

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Just Add Children!

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Wed, 2007-10-03 03:37

Several months ago a friend and I were sitting around on a dreary weekend with nothing much to do so we decided to watch Fox News. The O’Reilly Factor was on and as usual Bill was being a sanctimonious prick

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I don't think you appeared — by reed on Thu, 2007-10-11 22:30
Seconded....almost. — by Matty Orchard on Wed, 2007-10-10 03:06
Reed — by Lindsay Perigo on Wed, 2007-10-10 02:45

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Michael Vick or: Why You Should Learn to Stop Worrying and Love Dog Fighting

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Mon, 2007-09-17 12:48

In April of this year famed American football player, Michael Vick, was accused of helping to orchestrate dog fighting matches over a period of six years. During this six year long enterprise many dogs were reportedly pitted against each other, mauled to death by other dogs or killed by Vick and his associates because they weren’t deemed to be vicious enough for the cruel sport. As I look over the gruesome details of this case I can only ask myself one question…

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God owns your soul?!?! — by 0 on Mon, 2008-05-26 17:55
In the eye of the beholder — by dinther on Thu, 2007-09-20 00:39
Ha, Matty! — by Lindsay Perigo on Wed, 2007-09-19 08:28

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My Encounter with Moderate Islam

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Thu, 2007-09-06 10:51

I was going to post this as a reply in an old thread that Rick Giles started concerning a recent Free Radical cover story. However I ended up spending way more time writing this than I initially intended and I thought I’d just turn it in to a full blown blog post instead. I think you guys might like this story and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let the fruits of a solid 40 minutes of my intellectual labour whither and die in an old thread that no one’s going to revisit. Enjoy!

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Hopefully not. But you'll — by Rick Giles on Fri, 2007-11-09 02:55
all over? — by Matty Orchard on Fri, 2007-11-09 00:41
Falling towers — by Rick Giles on Thu, 2007-11-08 23:09

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This Film is Not Yet Rated.

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Thu, 2007-08-30 04:58

I'm not one to engage in piracy but this doesn't look like it's going to come to NZ any time soon.

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The FCC — by Matty Orchard on Sat, 2007-09-01 13:42
On network TV in the US, — by Aaron on Fri, 2007-08-31 16:43
"God I hate fucking — by Lance on Thu, 2007-08-30 23:18

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Humans: A Curious Animal

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Sat, 2007-08-25 09:51

Throughout the history of planet earth many animals have come and gone.

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Maybe — by Matty Orchard on Thu, 2007-08-30 13:49
Hahaha — by Emma Kathryn on Thu, 2007-08-30 10:38
nice. — by Matty Orchard on Sun, 2007-08-26 10:43

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I Think My Dog's An Atheist

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Wed, 2007-08-22 03:57

I think my dog’s an Atheist

My dog is slothful, my dog is gluttonous

He doesn’t honor thy neighbor’s lawn


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Are smokers really being persecuted enough for your liking?

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Submitted by Matty Orchard on Sat, 2007-08-04 14:28

Man, you know who society really just isn't nearly intolerant enough towards?

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A damn shame. — by Matty Orchard on Wed, 2007-08-22 03:31
A propos ... — by Lindsay Perigo on Tue, 2007-08-21 01:18
Ah, there you are, Humper! — by Lindsay Perigo on Mon, 2007-08-20 04:57

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