Beautiful and an Objectivist...there is a God!

(I just said that)

Beautiful and an Objectivist...there is a God!

Howdy,

I just didn't to be the only crass, immature, straight Objectivist male to fail to post on this thread.  So...uh...Hubba Hubba!  Nevertheless:

Sorry, Penelope, but I'm not single, so it would be best if you just stopped staring at my picture right now.  I mean it.  It wasn't meant to be.  Why are you still reading this?  It's over.  I already told, I've got a girlfriend.  Look, we're happy together, and I'm a one-woman-at-a-time kinda guy, know what I mean?  Just move on.  I'm sure there are a lot of other guys out there for ya, kiddo.  Maybe you could try calling Jennifer, who knows how it feels to be helplessly, hopelessly, and unrequitedly infatuated with me.  You ladies could console each other.  Stop crying.  It's going to be ok.  Really...

Welcome to SOLO!

--Dan Edge 

R.T., you could have gone with the buffers!! You still made me laugh, however.

-- The Gilded Fork

Food Philosophy. Sensuality. Sass.

Dammit, all of the good jokes have been taken....

Your PHP is showing. Just letting you know.

Adam Buker
www.adambuker.com

PS Welcome Penelope!

Actually, I was playing with my Drupal last night. You know, just a little hack here & there. Feels much better now

> probably led by Ross Elliot. He's one of our webmasters. If he says,
> "Come up & see my codes some time," run a mile!!

No no, the real sign of danger is when he talks about playing with his Drupal.

Julian will understand ...

"I thought I'd just put a paranoiac conspiracy theory out here"

You've been hanging around Robert Campbell too long. That guys got a conspiracy theory to explain everything - Linz's motives, why James V. won't publish in JARS, why I post here (CLAQUER!), etc. etc. ad nauseum.

Of course the difference is I think you're kidding - and he's serious.

You are kidding, aren't you, Phil?

P.S. How you coming on your Plan for World Conquest?

> It trains the men not to look around for wallflowers and damsels in distress.

As if most Objectivist men were doing that.

If Linz has to make people up on this site, why does it have to be a hot and (I'm assuming - -please, please correct me if I am wrong!) straight girl? Why isn't he making up men or gay women? I think we need some affirmative action here!

Penelope, just kidding, babe. Glad to see another woman here who speaks her mind. It trains the men not to look around for wallflowers and damsels in distress.

Kelly

Linz has done it again. Knowing that the summer doldrums are coming and that he can't count on my defense of an innocent man and the controversy it generates to drive web traffic to his site indefinitely, he has decided to turn to cheesecake - find a picture of a supermodel on the web somewhere and attach to her name opinions opposed to mine and pretend she's a real person.

(I thought I'd just put a paranoiac conspiracy theory out here. Who knows, it may even be true.)

This accomplishes several things: i) keeps male traffic busy on the site, ii) finds another opponent to shoot down my ideas since there aren't enough already to be effective, iii) few single males with their hopes up are going to disagree very strongly with the attractive but made-up Penelope.

PS: The four horsemen of tabloid journalism = Scandal, Controversy, Gossip, and Sex

It seemed to have been attracting attention for some reason.

Phil, is that the opposite of "damning with faint praise?" Really though, it pleases me that you're finally able to conclude that *someone* is dishonest. It's just a shame that in this case, you're wrong.

And to everyone else, thanks! I don't know how long I can stick around, though. I won't have time to post once school starts again, and this summer is already turning out to be incredibly busy. But I'll give it my rightest!

I dunno, Phil, that's what they used to say about mine, but... well, there you have it.

Best one-liner of the month, Ross. Laughing my not-insubstantial tits off.

Linz

Welcome aboard, Penelope.

I dunno, Phil, that's what they used to say about mine, but... well, there you have it

OK, that's a fake picture. She can't possibly be that beautiful.

First of all, Penelope, welcome to SOLO.

As to the comments above impugning my character & painting me as a lech, don't you believe it. I'm a paragon of propriety and sensibility.

Feel free to accidently post as many pics as you desire. We have plenty of bandwidth

97 reads as of late afternoon.

Well Fred, 90 of those "reads" were by me.

Penelope what's your t-shirt say?

97 reads as of late afternoon. I don't know about you Boaz, but I'm just here to read the articles.

Welcome, Penelope! I guarantee that of all the possible mistakes you could make here, for this first the gentlemen will be eternally grateful.

(Do watch out for that Ross character.)

Jennifer

-- The Gilded Fork

Food Philosophy. Sensuality. Sass.

AS unofficial chairman of the predatory heterosexual welcoming committee, allow myself to introduce...myself...erm, I guess I just did!

Welcome, and have fun!

Fifty or so reads in hardly a two hour period on a Saturday morning? They'll have to upgrade this thread.

"This board is awash in predatory, starved heterosexuals (the homos, of course, are models of circumspection)."

Awash, Linz? Come now, that's a wee bit of an overstatement. Actually, there hasn't been so much as a trickle of predatory heterosexuality on this forum, from what I've seen. Pity.

This board is awash in predatory, starved heterosexuals (the homos, of course, are models of circumspection). So brace yourself for an onslaught of filthy old men, geriatric versions of Giles, probably led by Ross Elliot. He's one of our webmasters. If he says, "Come up & see my codes some time," run a mile!!

Seriously, welcome. You seem to have KASS, judging by your post on the Seddon thread. You'll fit in well!

Linz

Hey, apology accepted and I hope to receive more if they accompany crimes as apealing as the first.

Oops! Sorry, I just signed up and meant to upload this as my user picture!