Hey all! I'm back!

Kelly Elmore's picture
Submitted by Kelly Elmore on Sun, 2006-05-28 04:50.

Hello all you KASS Soloites. For those of you who remember me (you all better), I'm Kelly and I'm back! A few things have happened lately - David and I separated (but are still good friends), I have a new job as a preschool gymnastics coach and as a server at a sports bar, and I have a new apartment in Atlanta. I can't wait to see what all is going on here at SOLO now.

Kelly

P.S. Jennifer, after we talked on the phone, I just couldn't stay away!


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Hey, Aaron babe. OPAR at my

Kelly Elmore's picture

Hey, Aaron babe. OPAR at my place Thursday. See you then. And we'll get to gossip about all the SOLO folks. Smiling

Kelly


Greetings

Aaron's picture

I only occasionally lurk, but was pleasantly surprised this visit to see you appear. Good to see you here!


!

Peter Cresswell's picture

"How are you, Robert? We enjoyed you so much that weekend in TN."

If that's another one of those impressive double entendres, I think we should be told.


How are you, Robert? We

Kelly Elmore's picture

How are you, Robert? We enjoyed you so much that weekend in TN. I hope we'll meet again soon.

Kelly


Hi Kelly!!!

Robert's picture

Wonderful to hear from you again and to find you well!


Tim, please be aware that at

Ross Elliot's picture

Tim, please be aware that at this moment I'm living viscerally through you. In fact, I may consult a clairvoyant and try to channel you Eye


Ready ladies?

Prima Donna's picture

Group "aww..." We made the boy blush. Smiling

Also, girls, it might take all three of us to fight off Linz, but by god we can do it. I'll bring the knuckle rings. Ash, pack some duct tape. Kelly, you take care of the handcuffs; but those aren't for Linz. Laughing out loud


-- The Gilded Fork

Food Philosophy. Sensuality. Sass.


And

Tim Sturm's picture

... that Dayamm's not for you Perigo!

(although you're right about the blushing profusely)


Dayamm!

Tim Sturm's picture

All I can say is, roll on SOLOC 5!


No, Ash!

Lindsay Perigo's picture

Just because you whipped one hunk from underneath me, so to speak, doesn't mean you'll win 'em all.

I see Sturm is here right now. He'll be blushing profusely at all this. He's at his cutest when he blushes.

He'll probably say I have no chance.

Folk shouldn't be fooled by that.

He's mine. If it takes a mountain of dead bodies.


Tim Sturm Fan Club Msg.

Ashley's picture

"Tim Sturm is mine."

Linz, you don't really want to go through this again, do you?

I will have Tim Sturm if is over a heap of dead bodies.

I just wanted to move this thread back to the top lest we forget how wonderful Tim is.


Muahaha...

Prima Donna's picture

Oh, I'm *definitely* here to steal him away -- but I'm not young, so you can't possibly be talking about me. Eye

And Linz, let me state for the record: Over my dead body.


-- The Gilded Fork

Food Philosophy. Sensuality. Sass.


Tim Sturm ...

Lindsay Perigo's picture

... is mine. He obtusely & irritatingly resists the notion, but I shall prevail.

In the end.

Er ...


Delicious

Ashley's picture

I'm glad that other women are joining the Tim Sturm fan club. My intense, unwavering lust for him had begun to feel a bit weird and stalkerish.

I also was getting a bit nervous that my chronic cheerleading had attracted this recent windfall of smoking hot young girls, but fortunately they seem to be legit (i.e. not here to steal Tim away).


Easy there...

Craig Ceely's picture

"she can't wait to get her nails done with me!"

Jesus, haven't you two ever heard of "euphemism?" I haven't been exposed to such coarse talk since I left the Marine Corps.


Jennifer's no man

Kelly Elmore's picture

I can out her right now. She told me - on the phone - and in an email ... that she can't wait to get her nails done with me! See! Ha!

Anyway, we don't have enough Objectivist women to be handing any of them over.

Kelly


Sturm is indeed...yummy.

Prima Donna's picture

Sturm is indeed...yummy. Smiling

If I'm a man, then I guess I'm a SOLO Homo. Heh.


-- The Gilded Fork

Food Philosophy. Sensuality. Sass.


good to see you all

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Especially Tim Strum with his new and vastly improved picture. I was told you were a beautiful specimen after the SOLO conference so long ago, and now I see it's true! Smiling

Linz, I will post very soon about Brandengate and PARC. I want to do you justice on it particularly.

Jennifer, there should be no need to tell everyone that for you and me it's all about lust. Silly people to think I do anything without first consulting my hormones. Smiling

Kelly


Great to see you Kelly. You

John M Newnham's picture

Great to see you Kelly. You are one Kick ass woman!


About bloody time!

Lindsay Perigo's picture

You should never have been away, Kelly. You know you were one of my very favourite KASSers. I quoted you in my SOLOC 4 speech. I was heartbroken when you left. All because I was defending my man. Jesus, I wouldn't cross the street for that creep knowing what I know about him now.

Kelly, you'll have noticed there's ongoing sound & fury re PARC, etc.. Please give folk your perspective. I know what it is, of course, but I'd love to see you KASS with it in the open.

Oh, & welcome back!!

Hugs & kisses,

Linz

PS I had some young KASSers around here tonight who told me that I've been berated on O-Lying for encouraging Phil Coates to drink. Hahahahaha!! GUILTY AS CHARGED, PROUDLY!!!

PPS—Sturm, Iannolo *is* a man. What's the matter with you, boy?!


I remember you. KASS par

Tim Sturm's picture

I remember you. KASS par excellence. Welcome back Kelly.

"...know that it's all about lust."

Iannolo, you think like a man. Smiling


Howdy

Landon Erp's picture

Welcome back, glad to see you.

On a side note Gymnastics kick ass.

---Landon

Inking is sexy.

http://www.angelfire.com/comics/wickedlakes


They keep pulling me back in...

Prima Donna's picture

I'm glad to see you here, luv. Since we can't wreak havoc together in person at present, perhaps we can do it here instead. It'll be a nice warm-up. Smiling

xo

(Linz, regarding her P.S. above, just so we're clear, I expounded on the attractiveness of the boys here to Kelly. Lest you think I might have praised your charm in some fashion, know that it's all about lust.)


-- The Gilded Fork

Food Philosophy. Sensuality. Sass.


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