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Obleftivist Yawon Bwook says Donald Twump is "THE villain of our time." Which of the following best accords with your view?
Yes he is
He's not a villain but a hero
Putin might be a bigger villain
The mullahs might be bigger villains
ISIS might be bigger villains
Ugly Wimmin might be bigger villains
Black Lives Matter might be bigger villains
Snowflake moronnials might be bigger villains
College professors might be bigger villains
Fake News outlets might be bigger villains
Pomowankers might be bigger villains
Obleftivists might be bigger villains
None of the above—specify
Total votes: 10
'The Great Mario Lanza'—First Fond Reminiscences
Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Tue, 2016-11-08 04:03
Recipients of this memoirette will be aware that I have just completed a five-week stint as presenter for Operatunity's The Great Mario Lanza show, performed at 24 venues from Invergargill to Whangarei. I am deeply gratified to report that the most common comment from rapt audience members was that this was Operatunity's best show yet in the fifteen years since it started out as a two-person show performing to a handful of people in foyers. The founding Redoubtables—Sue Boland and John Cameron—have chalked up untold successes in that time, but none quite so compelling, according to many veteran Operatunity groupies, as TGML. As Olivia Pierson reports: "I bumped into others whom I knew, who said it was the best Operatunity show they had ever been to. The sheer quality had them in raptures."
First-timers were equally moved: "This was actually a spiritual experience, free from two-bit mysticism, with Lanza’s Voice of God inspiring the audience. Who needs church?" said Greg Davis.
Aside from the sheer joy of paying tribute to the singer who changed my world when I was seven years old, I came away agog at the enormity of what Operatunity have achieved with their daytime concerts and how they have achieved it. To be involved in an Operatunity concert tour is to make the term "multi-tasking" a preposterous understatement. The performers assume responsibility not just for their performance but every facet of each concert, unloading and reloading the equipment (which ain't light!), setting it up and operating it, joining bits of metal together to form screen frames, facilitating the sandwich lunches Operatunity supplies at the end of each concert, manning the doors and box office tables, taking turns at the wheel in the exhausting drives between venues, etc. An Operatunist has to be ready to be most if not all of the following: sprint athlete, power-lifter, kitchen-hand, jig-saw junkie, dish-washer, feeder of multitudes, eftpos-operator, bus driver, doorman/usher, nurse, salesman and all-round schmoozer, etc—and then, if he/she has any energy left: singer, comedian, dancer and pianist! In all seriousness, though I could never at my age do it all again, I salute the regulars who do it routinely and are not only still standing but flourishing as purveyors of quality entertainment with nary a sniff of a subsidy.
On-stage highlights for me were Bonaventure (Bonnie) Allan-Moetaua's Lamento di Federico, my nephew Karl Perigo's Serenade, Sue Boland's If I Loved You and Penny Dodd's Intermezzo. My and Karl's Golden Days duet seemed to go down well every time, too. Of course, Karl's and Bonnie's (both bald as badgers) Besame Mucho routine wearing Mario wigs, culminating in Karl's plonking his on the head of a random bald audience member, was beyond hilarious, and helped lighten the mood just when poignance threatened to become overwhelming.
An off-stage highlight for me was one night near the end of the tour in Wanganui, when we all gathered in the evening to unwind and watch The Great Caruso. I think it fair to report that all members of the troupe came away knowing just why we were paying this tribute to The Great Lanza, fifty-seven years after his demise. As Sue said, "A fabulous movie!"
I'd like to thank my friend Dr. Derek McGovern for his behind-the-scenes assistance in providing Lanza stills and audio clips. One of the latter, Mario saying, "Enough of this talk, I'm here to sing," formed part of the banter between me and Mario during my opening spiel of the show. Hilariously, at one point during rehearsal, Sue was being a bit lengthy in one of her own spoken contributions further on in the show. Whether by accident or design (Bonnie?!), Mario was suddenly there again as if on cue, repeating: "Enough of this talk, I'm here to sing!" and we all dissolved in laughter at his unscheduled but timely intervention!
I'd like also to express my appreciation to Chief Multitude-Feeder Jeanette for realising that apart from my natural-born befuddlement, all the venues were unfamiliar to me and I needed some guidance from time to time as to where I was and where I needed to go.
My heartfelt thanks to Sue and John for making the project possible.
And last word to noted opera singer Heather Pascual, who attended the Remuera concert and has given me permission to quote part of her e-mail to me afterwards:
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