Do You Have KLASS?

Guy Thomas Stanton's picture
Submitted by Guy Thomas Stanton on Tue, 2007-05-15 20:19

Over on the French thread Perigo was apparently lobotomising the French and American minds with the implied aim of merging the best of them. Going with that idea I thought I would ask this: Do you have KLASS?

Please answer the following questions to the best of your honesty.

1. The rape scene in The Fountain head, was it hot or not?

2. Do you share recipes, in which one of the ingredients is Craft Cheese?

3. Can you pair a wine with food?

4. Is your idea of casual wear what a New Zealander sleeps in and wears to work the next day?

5. Do you own a thong? I.e. means your ass is worth showing off.

6. What is the sexiest body feature?

7. As a group, are your favorite works of art Rachmaninoff’s 2nd Concerto, something by Vermeer, a short story by O’ Henry, and Kipling’s poem “If”?

8. Did you love the movie 300?

9. Do you think your job is tough because it would be easier to do what you loved?

10. Is your idea of a vacation going to a TOC’s seminar?

11. Do you send your friends comic emails from work?

12. Do you like to fuck the mind?

Recommended answers, especially for those Peikoff fans, who have a little trouble with normative abstractions.

1. Yes, hot.
2. No.
3. Yes.
4. No..
5. Yes.
6. Any answer will do as long as you find something, anything sexy.
7. No.
8. No.
9. No.
10. No.
11. No.
12. Yes.

If you did not appreciate this questionnaire on KLASS you can speak to the hand or you can create your own.

Guy


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Closeted and he hates himself for it.

atlascott's picture

That would explain it, no?  And it would also explain his pathetic attempts at anti-gay smears on other threads, like:

Evidence that Damian Stolyarov is an anti-gay bigot

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur!

An Explanation is in Order.

Guy Thomas Stanton's picture

Damian wrote: “The full 1 point deduction comes from my own strongly held conviction, that there are few things as hideous - than a man wearing a thong.”

You don’t understand. I am trying to help you out here. Get the thong, take it for a test run. If it doesn’t enhance a wild night of love-making with your...um...partner(s)for the evening, I will double your points, on that issue, towards a positive score. That would mean that you could score more than 100%. Unfortunately, you wouldn’t be scoring twice.

“...I liked the film I gave myself a minus 1/2 a point on the 300 question...”

Now, there is a little contradiction going on here, (Objectivism is all about non-contradiction), you liked the film “300" but you cannot abide by a man in a thong? Did we see the same film? Obviously, I little explanation is in order.

Guy

how does a score of 10 1/2 rate?

Damian's picture

Stanton, how does a score of 10 1/2 rate?

Because I liked the film I gave myself a minus 1/2 a point on the 300 question; because your standard was "loved the film", I figured that that only rated a half point deduction. The full 1 point deduction comes from my own strongly held conviction, that there are few things as hideous - than a man wearing a thong.

Damian

“Well, they do say that

Guy Thomas Stanton's picture

“Well, they do say that the one who writes the questions, controls the debate.”

Maybe, try it out.

“Interesting test, Stanton; I wonder how a posturing, chest pounding, but actually quite frightened and effeminate Gorilla would answer these?”

Are you suggesting that I am projecting? Smile

Guy

Well...

Ross Elliot's picture

...they do say that the one who writes the questions, controls the debate.

Interesting test, Stanton

Damian's picture

Interesting test, Stanton; I wonder how a posturing, chest pounding, but actually quite frightened and effeminate Gorilla would answer these?

Perhaps, we’ll find out …

Damian

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