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Booze is beneficial, well duh!
Submitted by Lance on Wed, 2007-09-26 01:47
An Auckland university study has found that moderate alcohol intake can actually improve your memory.
"Building on this knowledge may help in the treatment of memory disorders, such as Alzheimer's disease and other dementias."
I'd like to commission a study to see if moderate alcohol intake can actually help prevent Alzheimer's and if so, petition Nanny to introduce it into the water supply. New Zealanders could not be trusted to take such preventative measures themselves, but by introducing it into the water supply, Nanny would ensure that everyone gets their daily dose.
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