$5 meatballs

Elijah Lineberry's picture
Submitted by Elijah Lineberry on Wed, 2007-09-26 22:02

I am in the wrong business!

I should be a Caterer under contract to the US Justice Department.

An audit of Conferences and Entertaining has shown shocking overpricing and lavish dining, including one event where meatballs costing $5 each were served!

What a waste of taxpayer money!


I shudder to think what other extravagant crimes have taken place and are yet to be uncovered.

This, of course, was the same Justice Department which prosecuted Dennis Koslowski, and made a childish song and dance about toga parties and $5000 shower curtains.

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Prima Donna's picture

I hope those meatballs were at least made with foie gras. Smiling

Perhaps it's time to open a catering business...


-- Food Philosophy. Sensuality. Sass.


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