My Living Will

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Submitted by Sandi on Thu, 2007-12-13 20:13

I, Sandi, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of social workers, politicians, or any other bureaucrat whose sole purpose in life is to impose their will upon people like ME! This includes lawyers & doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Hot smoked salmon
Tequila
Bluff oysters
Bum rub
Penang Curry
Back rub
Coffee
Steak
Sex
and a Cigarette

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug reel in the tubes and call it a day. But before ya do that, fill the IV with brandy.


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