"I'll never forget her. She had legs, long thin legs, the kind of legs that make a Priest wish he'd never taken vows."

That was good... very good, now bugger off!

Now Aged 57. Where's Rod Donald?

And The Horse You Rode In On, Too

KASSier Than You Are

"Smoker" is insulting. Let say he is alternative inhaler.

smoking is so becoming on a man... see how sexy it looks when they do?
I feel like I was born in the wrong generation.

With apologies, in advance (it's a bit awkward to roast a fellow whom you've never met):

"Flame 'n Wino"

Lie and the world lies with you.

Tell the truth, and the world lies about you.

-Oscar Wilde

"Lady Slapper.... go and tell that cute waiter to bring another bottle of Shiraz back to my hotel room! I know you think he's just a flakey girly-man, but with his face shoved in a pillow it won't make any difference. I'll show him what life's really all about! "

"He's a vegetarian?! Insufferable! I honestly don't know how people can put that kind of shit into their bodies!"

Perigo admits setting fag on fire while out drinking. He claims "The public have been deceived and no real crime was committed."

So tell me. How long have you been in Casablanca?

Unfortunate and Suboptimal

Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..."

Contains Life Altering Substance!

1a.REPEATED UNACCEPTABLE ACTIVITY OF BOURGEOIS OPPRESSOR IN FRONT OF BRICK WALL

Two's Comapny.

is the recipient of our award for “Most Despicable Role Model.” By consensus we note his persistent activities in promoting pernicious ideals are an affront to our efforts going forward towards a socially just and moral society. Why can't he just be one of us?
Bellamy's Gentlemen's Club

"Perigo's audition for the "Marlborough Man" was not a total disaster. Aside from the fact that he was too pissed to mount the horse, he managed to escape serious injury by snuffing out his burning facial hair in the director's crotch."

"Unrestrained by convention or thoughts of personal safety, Lindsay develops his latest facial hair grooming technique."