May Summary

Suh-puh-ring is here, well not here, in fact it’s actually there. Here it’s bloody freezing cold, raining and there are no skittles or beer.
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? course you do.
But theres one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When were poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

May saw a very late uploading of the digital version of Samizdat. This was entirely my fault - had some issues with losing an entire hdd worth of data and programs. Rest assured, the latest Samizdat will be up before the print version this time!

Reminder - think before you post: Is there an op-ed or press release in this? SOLO has a massive contact list of UK, US, NZ and Aus media outlets and politicians.op-eds and pressers

Awards:
The "Oh I see what you did there!" Award - Doug and Matt H.
Now tell us how you really feel.

SOLOist of the Month: Scott Wilson - Consistent quality pressers and op-eds. Nice work! Check out Scott's blog here - http://libertyscott.blogspot.com/. Regular daily updates and good reading.

Caption Contest winner- Reed:
Perigo admits setting fag on fire while out drinking. He claims "The public have been deceived and no real crime was committed."