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SOLO-NZ Press Release: Don't Ever Forget Who Labour Are! (A Trotter Parody)
Submitted by Phil Howison on Tue, 2008-07-22 06:36
So you're thinking of voting for Labour? After nine years of the same old faces, you don't think it's time for a change?
Well, you're not alone. According to the opinion polls, there are about 750,000 people out there who are thinking what you're thinking.
But before you - the 35 per cent of the electorate contemplating no change to the status quo, the 35 per cent of New Zealanders who make up Labour's core vote, who are happy to let Labour wield unbridled parliamentary power and be free to govern alone for three long years – vote Labour, I would ask you to take a closer look at the people you will be joining.
THE DOLE BLUDGERS: Fallen on hard times; deserving of pity; lazy; ignorant; penniless for good reason.
You will also be supporting:
And then there are:
Yes, these are the people you will be joining when vote for the status quo. The people who have undertaken every single stupid socialist reform that New Zealand has ever suffered under - yes, every single one.
Of course, no one can stop you joining them.
They're in charge of our semi-free country, after all.
But, please, before you vote, ask yourself: "Is this the company I want to keep?"
Phil Howison email@example.com
With special thanks to Chris Trotter
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