“A much-needed 21st-century civil rights act for stupid people.”

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Submitted by Anonymous Guest on Thu, 2008-09-25 15:29

"The president added that, 'Americans value the liberty they have to buy homes they can’t afford, to invest in securities backed by nothing but hope, and to draw six- and seven-figure salaries based on the courage to risk taxpayer dollars on deals that even the dealmakers don’t understand.'

'It is a moral imperative that we guard the civil rights of these idiots,' he said. 'If we fail, then we face the specter of free market capitalism run amok, and millions of Americans will feel the painful lash of personal responsibility across their backs.'"

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