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CAPTION CONTEST: Win a Bottle of Shiraz![]() Submitted by Jameson on Wed, 2009-08-19 12:12
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Marcus...
..."receiving sexual favours from the winner!"
Glenn has never received one single bribe from me.
The cigars I sent him were a legitimate business expense for "services rendered".
OMG!
THE Charlton Heston! WOW!
"From my cold dead hands" - Total Respect
Sandi - that 'blonde dude' is this dude...
So..........
Who is the blonde dude? (forgive my ignorance if he was the prime minister of a foreign country)
Or was he a one night stand-in-up?
Grat's Ross!
How macho are you Ross?
Do you blow your horn before or after eating those magnificent chilli's you cultivate?
Jeff-KASS (that was a belly laugh for moi).
Sour grapes!
Rigged! Rigged!
I charge the jury with racism, sexism, environmental pollution and receiving sexual favours from the winner!
I demand a recount!
Very good, Jeff
Try and keep your speeches shorter in future, Ross, we have to fit in the commercials.
Sad
A wife and a mistress and you have to blow your own horn? Sad.
Ba da boom.
Oh, goodness!
I don't know where to start!
I'd like to thank the Academy, my parents, the director, the loving support of my wife and mistress, and countless others who shall remain nameless because this is my moment not yours.
To the other contestants, tough shit, better luck next year.
I don't like to blow my own horn [pulls out massive trumpet], but on this occasion it's warranted.
I was born in a small log cabin....
And the nominees for Best Caption are...
Marcus for...
Chuck: So I said. "Get your stinking paws off me you God damned dirty ape!"
Linz: "And President Carter just laughed it off?"
Gregster for...
“Linz, that Babs is a fair piece, don’tcha think?”
“Take my word for it, you’d be better off with the Apes.”
Ross Elliot for...
"You know, Lindsay...I bet that thirty years from now people will look at this photo and wonder what the hell we were talking about."
Envelope Please... and the winner is....
Ross Elliot!!! Congratulations, Ross!! Email me the phone number of your local wine shop and there'll be a nice Shiraz waiting for you on your next visit.
CONTEST CLOSING IN 24 HOURS
Get your entries in NOW!!
Are you
Lenny Peikoff's illegitimate son?
Ok - what I want to know is....
Who is the blonde?
"Take your hand off my knee, Perigo...
... or by God I'll have you for breakfast."
"Oooo, is that a promise, dear?"
"You know, Lindsay...
...I bet that thirty years from now people will look at this photo and wonder what the hell we were talking about."
It was a figure of speech Linz
I am not hot on definition and (note to self) to make more of an effort.
What I should have said was "before or after "Objectivism?"
Caption contest?
"Perigo, but not a pair-to-go."
Mindy
What, Mercutio,
"Is she a Capulet?"
"Pay up...
Dolly Parton really can get her knees behind her ears. "
"Damn. You throw a great party, Chuck."
I never ...
... met Rand, darling. What makes you think I did?
OK - crap aside
Linz was this prior to or after meeting Rand?
Sandi...
What's an invisible thread and how many of these exist on SOLO that I'm missing out on?
To post your wild goose comment on an invisble thread, wow that takes guts, also X-ray vision.
Caption?
All I can think of for now.
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Chuck: So I said. "Get your stinking paws off me you God damned dirty ape!"
Linz: "And President Carter just laughed it off?"
When I saw this thread I was at work - I never saw the pic
I thought it was an invisible thread and just used my imagination.
Now I see what is really in front of me. Here goes my caption to the pic!
"Hey dude get a load of what Marilyn is Wearing"
"Seriously, Lindsay...
...keep moving or your velour jacket will get lost in the curtains."
'
“Linz, that Babs is a fair piece, don’tcha think?”
“Take my word for it, you’d be better off with the Apes.”
He should have winked at the blonde
"Bend over and touch your toes and I'll show you where the wild goose goes"
To which ...
... I would have replied, "Sorry Chuck, with that hairpiece you don't stand a chance. He's mine."
Hmmm
"The blond winked at us, but with that tie, you don't stand a chance."