Science class

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Submitted by Ciro D Agostino on Sat, 2005-12-03 23:29
6th grade science  teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to  10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little  Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th  graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and  they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!"

She  then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question  again,   "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated??

Little Molly's mouth fell  open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is  she gonna get in  big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to  the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around  nervously, and said,  "The body part that increases to 10  times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy."   Then turned to Molly and continued,  "As for you, young lady,  I have three things to say:
First,  you have a dirty mind.   

Second, you didn't read your homework. 
And third, one day  you are going to be VERY VERY  disappointed!!! 

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