Pelosi & Brown Caption Contest—PRIZE JACKPOTTED TO $50!!

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Submitted by Jameson on Thu, 2009-11-05 10:59

Give these assholes a caption and you could win a prize worth US$50*!!!

* Twice now we've tried to give away a prize. We'll just have to keep upping the ante until it's an offer you can't refuse. Smiling


I'm

Brant Gaede's picture

I'm going to puke!

You've

Brant Gaede's picture

You've got my balls. I've got your ...

I

Brant Gaede's picture

I don't remember your name

You're

Brant Gaede's picture

You're my kind of bitch!

We

Brant Gaede's picture

We are the earth--Earth First!--We are the earth

--Brant

Bait and switch...

Robert's picture

no wonder you work in marketing! Big smile

Seriously, could you do any better?

Kiss

Brant Gaede's picture

See Paris, kiss me and die

Sorry, no winner

Jameson's picture

Prize jackpotting again. The captions simply didn't live up to the photo opportunity.

Where

Brant Gaede's picture

Where are we, London or Washington?

In the land of the blind

Sandi's picture

even the one-eyed man can't see.

All

Brant Gaede's picture

All I've got is hair--hair is all I need!

Good to see the rush of entries!

Jameson's picture

Get them in by Sunday. Winner announced on Monday. Smiling

Nancy...

Marcus's picture

"Hmmm! Is that the smell of burning green-backs?"

Gorden...

"No, that's my brown-back."

That

Brant Gaede's picture

That was the best sex since the last sex

I'm

Brant Gaede's picture

I'm doing this for England

My

Brant Gaede's picture

My fly's open

Let's

Brant Gaede's picture

Let's switch countries

Jackpotted...

Robert's picture

Nope, in the spirit of the times Glenn is indulging in monetary inflation. When that C-note arrives in the winner's mailbox, Ben Franklin will have Mickey Mouse ears.

The flaw is...

Marcus's picture

...that Brown doesn't need to rim Greenies. They're already in the bag - signed, sealed and delivered.

He needs to 'rim' other world leaders from the third world, India, China and any other country with a modicum of interest in industrialisation.

Unless of course you're of the opinion that Brown is not nearly radical enough, which I don't think is the case.

Hilton...

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..."Monckton and Beck have been the cause of me having to rim twice as many Greenies as usual to get this Copenhagen thing in the bag for us."

That's pretty filthy.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Eye

Has this thing...

Ross Elliot's picture

...jackpotted?

I'm not gonna come back in until it reaches $100.

Smiling

Nancy

Sandi's picture

"Keep smearing the lube Gordy boy - Obama wants your ass"

Anything

Brant Gaede's picture

Anything you can do I can do worse, I can do anything worse than you!

Just a quickie for the fun of it...

Marcus's picture

Pelosi: 'Screw the voters before 2010', that's my new election slogan!

Brown: Oh Nancy, can I be your campaign manager? I'm going to need a job about then.

A quickie's fine by me Nancy

HWH's picture

but please ignore that whiff of organic tofu when we kiss...Monckton and Beck have been the cause of me having to rim twice as many Greenies as usual to get this Copenhagen thing in the bag for us.

We're

Brant Gaede's picture

We're going down together

Third Attempt

Robert's picture

Having deftly slipped his wedding ring into his pocket, Gordon steadied himself and prepared to deliver the pick up line that had never failed him on Friday night in the fleshpots of Cowdenbeath "Lassie, you look sexier than a week old Haggis and you smell like it too."

Fourth Attempt

Robert's picture

Gordon had succeeded in quietening the sound of the fart that had ruffled his hair, but the look on Nancy's face proved that he hadn't managed to quell the stench. Curiously though, she seemed to be enjoying it...

Second Attempt

Robert's picture

Pelosi: Sensei, how much longer do I have to practice communism until I become a fully fledged Marxist like you?

Brown: "'till your eyes is like mine grasshopper...."

First Attempt

Robert's picture

Brown: You'll have to be faster than that to pick my Wallet bitch!

All

Brant Gaede's picture

All we need is love!

Take 2:

Jmaurone's picture

"It was not a woman that he had wanted to possess. It was not an act in celebration of life that he had wanted to perform-but an act in celebration of the triumph of impotence."

Let's

Brant Gaede's picture

Let's watch the world go down together

Casting ATLAS SHRUGGED:

Jmaurone's picture

"Mrs. Reardon!"

I'm

Brant Gaede's picture

I'm still impotent but thanks anyway

Photographer's Title

Sandi's picture

"Mad Embrace"

Photographer's Title

Sandi's picture

"The Rapture of Shared Disillusion"

A

Brant Gaede's picture

A little lower, Nancy

--Brant

"As the uncontrollable desire

Lance's picture

"As the uncontrollable desire to sneeze swirled in Gordon's sinuses, he knew this was not going to end well."

I mean...

Marcus's picture

...that I can't win these things.

Either I'm short-listed, or I raise the topic of conversation, like with the Micheal Moore picture.

But I'm afraid someone else can do the thinking for a change.

Whaddaya mean, Marcus?!

Jameson's picture

Exclamation Mark

Cold, hard efficiencies...

Frediano's picture

Under OBAMACARE, checking breasts and testicles for lumps and the Heimlich Maneuver will now be combined into a single 'buddy' procedure, to save time and control costs.

Where did you get that photo?

Marcus's picture

I'm not playing either. These contests are rigged.

I always get dumped on by some second-hander who steals my ideas! Sticking out tongue

N-n-

gregster's picture

Nancy, you t-tug that any longer and I'll t-too be sporting a p-pearl necklace.

Oh ...

Lindsay Perigo's picture

I'm not competing. Just wanted to make a point in case that squalid little twerp is lurking.

Very funny, Lord WF...

Jameson's picture

... but it's a caption contest, not a play! : )

Yuk!!

Lindsay Perigo's picture

"Oh Nancy, Nancy!"

"Oh Gordon, Gordon!"

"I just can't get enough of your socialism!" [Undulate, undulate]

"Nor I of yours." [Thrust, thrust]

"Your government health care proposal drives me wild."

"Oh, Gordon, let me have your baby. On the NHS."

"Oh yes, Nancy. We'll call it Matty Orchard Obama Pelosi-Brown!"

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