The Plague of Oxygen by Lindsay Perigo

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Submitted by Kasper on Tue, 2009-12-22 20:26

Sick and tired of hearing about climate change, global warming and global cooling? Do you think the politicians and bureaucrats are onto the right gas when it comes to rectifying the impending doom that is about to ruin our planet? What if they were all wrong? Well, good news, they were! If you haven’t been up with the programme scientists at the Sense of Life Objectivist Institute of meteorological studies have now discovered that a new gas –oxygen - was indeed the problem all along. Breaking news released just yesterday reports that the incompetently organised Carbon-Hagen summit has been competently closed down and a new conference will now be held in Oxy-Nawa - Japan in 2010.