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Linz's Mario Book—Updated!
Obleftivist Yawon Bwook says Donald Twump is "THE villain of our time." Which of the following best accords with your view?
Yes he is
He's not a villain but a hero
Putin might be a bigger villain
The mullahs might be bigger villains
ISIS might be bigger villains
Ugly Wimmin might be bigger villains
Black Lives Matter might be bigger villains
Snowflake moronnials might be bigger villains
College professors might be bigger villains
Fake News outlets might be bigger villains
Pomowankers might be bigger villains
Obleftivists might be bigger villains
None of the above—specify
Total votes: 9
Reprise of a Reprise—Happy Birthday, Suckers!
Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Thu, 2013-07-04 08:11
[Reprised from this time last year, when it was reprised from 2013. Since last year's reprise, I have taken to referring to "moronic millennials" as "moronnials" since it saves on the typing. There have been more Islamatrocities around the world, including in America. The only other thing to change is that everything I said about OrgOism and Airhead America has become even more true.]
(Reprised ahead of July 4 from two years ago. I have nothing to add except: since then, America has become even more airheaded, with moronic "millennials" demanding the banning of the American flag, and lobotomised OrgOism even more timid and impotent. It really is touch-and-go whether the Obamarxian collapse or the Islamo dirty bomb will happen first. It's tragically bemusing to watch Airhead America tut-tutting about Greece, when the same thing is assuredly about to occur to it and for the same reasons. The dirty bomb might be the less painful option. Either way, I continue to be incredulous at the lack of any sense of urgency among OrgOists about America's plight. Where on earth *is* the Roar of Randian Repugnance to which I refer? There's more passion from Jindal, Cruz, Trump and Rand Paul!))
Normally at this time of year I'd simply reprise one of my earlier July 4 eulogies to the greatness of America and be content with that. To do so again would not be appropriate. It's now Airhead America, unambiguously. There is no longer any greatness to eulogise—and the worst thing is, the very people who should be fighting a rearguard action on greatness' behalf have capitulated. Organised Objectivism, OrgOism, is now rife with Political Correctness and cowardly evasion—in particular, failing to confront the stinking, stupid, savage, superstitious sacrifism that is Islam; the Cult of Obamarx; and the Ascendancy of Airheadery for the evils that they are; and continuing to imply (albeit no longer insist) that the greater threat to freedom and reason comes from an imminent Goblian theocracy. OrgOism has sundered itself from rational egoism.
I have said often enough that those who appease Islamogoblinism—Obamarx most emphatically included—along with those who remain silent or wantonly clueless about it, deserve to be on the receiving end of an Islamo dirty bomb. If America doesn't implode from Obamarx's economic policies first, that's assuredly what will happen. Either way, OrgOists will have deserved that outcome.
No doubt both wings of OrgOism will issue forth with their usual facile July 4 tokenism. Here on SOLO it's a little bit different. We take America's founding principles seriously—and the fact that the founders were prepared to fight for them from somewhere other than the comfort of their wank-chaises.
Now, observe the silence that will ensue from all the guilty parties. And yearn for the return of the Roar of Randian Repugnance.
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