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Memo to Team Ayn, by W. E. Aselword, MBA, PhD
Submitted by Lindsay Perigo on Fri, 2013-07-26 09:24
Memo to Team Ayn, by William E. Aselword, MBA, PhD
So I thought I should like touch base with you guys and like have a conversation about where we're like at.
So seems some of those SOLO dudes think we're like uncool for wanting to like have a conversation about cool stuff on Mars and totally cool Muslim nannies and like embracing our cool vertebrate cuzzies the fish. Those dudes should like chill and find a cooler place. Seems they just wanna like mention the war all the time. How uncool is that? Perception is reality dudes. If we like focus on other shit then there ain't no war there. Wots not to get about that? Keep on like explorin the cool shit like heavy laws about sayin "shit" in Italy. Keep on networkin about like how totally cool are fire-fighters really. No full-on stuff about Muslims and Marxists and the Trayvon dude. Like we're so totally over it. That shit about "socialism" is like so totally 1950s. Totes hilaire man. Like really really gay.
So team I thought I should just run this up the flagpole and cue you all in. Nothing to like freak out about. The dudes at ARI and TAS have like gotten with the program. They got this memo already. No spookin the horses. Except about the imminent (sorry about the big word guys) takeover of America by Rev. Franklin Graham. Like he'll so totally own it.
Peace and luv
Airheads totally like rock
W. E. Aselword, MBA, PhD
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