Lindsay Perigo claims he is against "Goblianity" and all its works. It can now be revealed that Mr. Perigo funds a chair of theology at the St. Paul School of Theology in Kansas City.
Assistant Professor of New Testament Studies,
Lindsey P. Perigo Chair
E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org 
PhD, Biblical Interpretation in New Testament, Brite Divinity School
MATS, United Theological Seminary
MDiv, Africa University
Diploma in Education, University of Zimbabwe