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Designed by Jeremy Bentham to promote happiness by simultaneously holding up your trousers and carrying useful tools, the Utility Belt comes equipped with a wide range of intellectual implements, including the Determinism Drill (diamond-hardened!), Positivism Plumb-Line (great for judging the depth of an argument!) and Early-Wittgenstein Wrench (perfect for opening up a complex belief system!)

Here's testimony from some of our satisfied customers :

"I always wanted to philosophize with a hammer, but I never had one to hand - until I got the Utility Belt!" - Friedrich N.

"I'd been struggling with the problem of doubt for months. One day I tried the Cogito Compass I found in my Utility Belt and everything appeared clear!" - Rene D.

"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point is to change it. But I just couldn't get those damn capitalist cogs unstuck - until I used the Socialism Screwdriver!" - Karl M.